Note – Following this tip will probably ruin your life. This blog isn't called “Unhelpful Teen” for nothing.
A) Start
a food fight.
B) Play
Frisbee with someone at the opposite end of the hall.
C) Tell
the invigilator/instructor they look sexy.
D) Answer
questions in an English exam in Chinese.
E) Do
the exam in crayons.
F) Attempt
to start a Mexican wave.
H) Strip.
I)
Bring your pet Chihuahua.
J) Get
pizza delivered to the exam hall.
K) Propose
to the instructor.
L) Eat
the exam paper. Ask for a new one.
M) Cross-dress.
N) Claim
your religious beliefs mean you cannot take the exam.
O) Stand
up halfway through the exam and shout, “Okay everyone, let’s check our answers.
Question 1, B. Question 2, D. Question 3, A…
P) Bring
a large jar of insects and release them into the exam hall.
Q) Answer
every question in invisible ink.
S) Masturbate.
T) As
soon as you enter the hall, grab your exam and run for the door screaming, “ I've got the documents! I've finally got them!”
U) Hire
someone to give you a back massage during the exam.
V) Pretend
to come down with a bad case of Tourette’s.
W) Have
a dramatic celebration whenever you answer a question (dance on the table,
throw confetti, etc.)
X) Bring
a photo of Justin Bieber. Pray to it occasionally.
Y) Trip
people up as they walk past your table.
Z) During
the exam, frantically get up and shout, “ They've found me!” Run out of the
hall.
3 June 2013 at 11:43
One of my favorite ways to answer an exam is to insert as many bon jovi song titles as you can into the answer
3 June 2013 at 14:36
nice!