A)
“Room service!”
B)
“Is.. is this a secure line?”
C)
“I thought I told you to never call me on this
number.”
D)
“Dominos, may I take your order?”
E)
“Road Kill CafĂ©. You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.
F)
“Go ahead, caller. You’re on the air!”
G)
“Do you want to play a game?”
H)
“I’m impressed, Detective, that you've made it
this far. Now, I've rigged your office with several tonnes of plastic
explosives. You have two minutes.”
I)
“Adolf Hitler speaking.”
J)
“IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT
BUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNSSSSS!
K)
“Grim Reaper here. Hold on, I’ll be right with
you.”
L)
“Moe’s Tavern…”
M)
Square root of 78, please.
N)
“There’s nobody home.”
O)
“Hello, Batman’s house! Oh, umm, I meant Wayne
Manor.
P)
“You will die in seven days………. Until then,
would you like to buy cable TV?”
Q)
“Bob’s Sperm Bank. You wack it, we pack it.”
R)
“This is the department of Foreign Affairs. Have
you had an affair with a foreigner recently?”
S)
“HELLO!” (shout at the top of your lungs)
T)
“For the last time, I do not want to have sex
with a duck.”
U)
“Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite colour?”
V)
“Phone tag, YOU’RE IT!”
W)
“Sam’s Orphanage. You make em’, we take em’!
X)
“Where will you
be when diarrhea hits?
Y)
“What’s your favorite scary movie?”
Z)
“Procrastinators Anonymous, leave a message and
we’ll call back eventually.”
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22 September 2013 at 15:28
Excellent list! I'll be sure to try one of these out when Im feeling immature!!
24 September 2013 at 12:12
This is so funny. I am rotfling.