24) How to answer the phone


           A)     “Room service!”

           B)      “Is.. is this a secure line?”

           C)      “I thought I told you to never call me on this number.”

           D)     “Dominos, may I take your order?”

           E)      “Road Kill CafĂ©. You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.

           F)      “Go ahead, caller. You’re on the air!”

          G)     “Do you want to play a game?”

          H)     “I’m impressed, Detective, that you've made it this far. Now, I've rigged your office with several tonnes of plastic explosives. You have two minutes.”

          I)        “Adolf Hitler speaking.”


         K)      “Grim Reaper here. Hold on, I’ll be right with you.”

         L)       “Moe’s Tavern…”

        M)    Square root of 78, please.

        N)     “There’s nobody home.”

       O)     “Hello, Batman’s house! Oh, umm, I meant Wayne Manor.

       P)      “You will die in seven days………. Until then, would you like to buy cable TV?”

      Q)     “Bob’s Sperm Bank. You wack it, we pack it.”

       R)      “This is the department of Foreign Affairs. Have you had an affair with a foreigner recently?”

       S)      “HELLO!” (shout at the top of your lungs)

       T)      “For the last time, I do not want to have sex with a duck.”

       U)     “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite colour?”

       V)     “Phone tag, YOU’RE IT!”

      W)   “Sam’s Orphanage. You make em’, we take em’!

       X)      “Where will you be when diarrhea hits?

      Y)      “What’s your favorite scary movie?”

      Z)      “Procrastinators Anonymous, leave a message and we’ll call back eventually.”

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3 Response to "24) How to answer the phone"

  1. Karissa says:
    22 September 2013 at 15:28

    Excellent list! I'll be sure to try one of these out when Im feeling immature!!

  2. Mee King says:
    24 September 2013 at 12:12

    This is so funny. I am rotfling.

  3. David Crowell says:
    8 October 2013 at 14:07


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