Unhelpful Teen

      B)      Clean your gun.

      C)      Make sure the elevator is empty. When somebody gets on, say in a deep voice “Welcome to my sex dungeon. We’re going to have a lot of fun together.”

      D)     Play “I've got your nose” with the other passengers.

      E)      Tell everyone that gets on that you are their long lost brother/sister.

      F)      Look up thoughtfully and say “Hey, is the elevator cable looking a bit rusty to you?”

       G)     Get into a conversation with a fellow passenger about your extraordinary sex life, insisting that all three of your children were conceived in that very lift.

       H)     Call the Psychic Hotline. Ask if they know which floor you’re on.

        I)        Fake an orgasm every time the doors open.

        J)       Slowly read “Green Eggs and Ham” as loud as you can to fellow passengers.

        K)      Ask somebody they floor button they want you to press. When they tell you, say “Is that your final answer?”

       L)       Leave the elevator. Just as the doors are closing scream, “I FORGOT THE BOMB!”

       M)   Put up a wanted poster, with a picture of yourself and the text “WANTED. HORNY RAPIST.”

        N)     Claim the person on the wanted poster is actually a fellow passenger. (Make sure they don’t look like you at all, preferably opposite gender.) Duel them to the death.

         O)     Get on a crowded elevator and say “Don’t worry, rabies isn't contagious.”

       P)      Every so often take a look in your bag and whisper, "Do you have enough air in there?"

       Q)     Ask somebody which rollercoaster they’re going on next.

        R)      Look at a fellow passenger and lick your lips. When they look at you, say, “Dinner’s gonna be real good tonight.”

       S)      Spread North Korean propaganda.

       T)      Dance to the elevator music.

        U)     After a while of staring at a passenger, say “You can’t fool me. That’s a mask.” Attempt to pull their face off.

       V)     Attempt to order pizza with the emergency phone.

      W)   Scream at a fellow passenger, “YOU’RE STEALING ALL MY AIR!” Then collapse and die.

      X)       Pick your nose and remove boogers. Offer them to passengers as a “light snack.”

      Y)      Practice your gangsta rapping skills.

B)      Make animal noises.

C)      Offer to push the buttons for people. Press the wrong ones.

D)     Try and convert fellow passengers into your new religion.

E)      Sell Girl Scout cookies.

F)      Lick people’s ears.

G)     Pretend to be disgusted when somebody comes in. Scream, “Have you ever heard of KNOCKING!?!”

H)     Start a rave.

I)        Lay down a “Twister” mat. Invite others to play.

J)       Go naked.

K)      Dress up as the Grim Reaper. Announce to other passengers in a deep voice that, “It is time…”

L)     As the lift journey comes to an end, get emotional and tell fellow passengers you will never forget them. Have a group hug.

M)   Bring a rocking chair and knit.

N)     Wear ‘X-Ray Goggles’ and comment on the bodies of other passengers.

O)     Dress up as an air flight attendant and perform a safety briefing.

P)      Insist every passenger wears a name-tag.

Q)     Leave a large box in the corner. Ask passengers if they can hear a ticking noise.

R)      Stand facing towards the walls, not moving or making any sound. Never get off.

S)      Bring a shovel and attempt to dig for treasure.

T)      Laugh manically and cry hysterically. At the same time.

U)     Bring a magnifying glass and inspect people’s skin. Inform them their pores are looking healthy.

V)     Hang pictures of yourself on the walls.

W)   Declare war on a fellow passenger.

X)      Try to fart and burp at the same time.

Y)      Dress up as Spiderman. Attempt to climb the walls.